Cursed Cowboy Cologne

This seductive and sweet yet devilishly spicy, clove and campfire cologne is something special.

It was a morning not unlike this morning. The house was quiet...too quiet. Even the dogs, usually on high alert for any intruder, seemed strangely nonchalant.

Like a spicy apparition, the scent of the Cursed Cowboy filled the room. Surrounded by smells of campfire and clove, the monster opened its eyes and staggered forth into the world.

This cologne could RAISE THE DEAD.

3.3 oz of this cologne lasts between 6 - 8 months (or so, depending on your use), makin' this about $0.28/day, which is a darn fine bargain for smelling so amazing.

All our scents are skin-safe and long-lasting. Because we feel like scent is a personal thing to be shared between you and those literally closest to you, these are subtle scents. They will not overpower a crowded elevator or make you "that guy with all the cologne." They're designed to create an impression, not an impact.

3 oz of liquid goodness.