Seller: Murphy and McNeil Store
Condition: New
Description:
She had a peculiar ability to turn any conversation into a fluffy, cutesy mess. Whenever someone tried to have a serious discussion or share important information, She'd would swoop in with their excessive uwu-ing, filling the chat with adorably exaggerated expressions and emoticons.
At first, some people found her amusing, but as time went on, the uwu-ing became more and more disruptive. Meetings that were meant to be productive turned into a barrage of "uwu"s and "owo"s. Important announcements were overshadowed by relentless attempts to inject cuteness into every word and sentence.
People began to grow frustrated and annoyed with the constant uwu-ing. They would cringe at the sight of her messages, desperately trying to maintain a serious tone while she bombarded them with excessive affection and adorableness.
Eventually, the citizens decided they had had enough. They banded together and held an intervention, explaining how the uwu-ing had become overwhelming and disruptive. Though she initially taken aback, realized the impact of their actions and promised to tone down their uwu-ing.
This set includes a heavy pour (5.5oz) shaving soap, alcohol based splash, and 2oz Eau de Parfum.
What is ONO: The Solitary Series
ONO, or our One of One Solitary Series are new/singular products by Murphy and McNeil. As a way to stretch our creativity and create something that if you purchase, these will be truly/exclusively yours and none other. These sets of Soap, Splash, (and EDP when available) will be the only time we'll offer these scents.
As the buyer, you own the theme. We would only consider a re-release at your request.
View the Solitary Series History HERE
Scent Profile:
- Enveloping you in a symphony of strong black cherry, juicy citrus, violet, light oakmoss, and light cedar wood. UwU is a fragrance that captures the essence of obnoxious cuteness, enticing you to cringe.
Ingredients:
- Shaving Soap: Kodiak
- Ingredients: Water, Stearic Acid, Duck Fat, Tallow Beef Potassium Hydroxide, Tallow Bear, Castor Oil Kokum Butter, Goat Milk, Sodium Hydroxide Shea Butter, Lanolin, Jojoba Oil, Fragrance Kaolin Clay, Tocopheral, Tussah Silk
- Alcohol Splash:
- Ingredients: Alcohol Denat - Isopropyl Myristate - Willow Bark Extract - Witch Hazel- Aloe - Vegetable Glycerin - Green Tea Extract - Silver Dihydrogen Citrate - Citric Acid - Fragrance - Menthol or Koolada-23 (Optional) - Polysorbate 20 - Glucam P-20
- Eau de Parfum:
- Ingredients: Denatured Alcohol, Fragrance
